yo mama is
yo mama so fat ppl jog around her for exercize.
Yo momma soooo FAT,SHE CALLED AND AMBER ALERT 4 A MISSING BISCUIT!!!!!!!
fails. every one of you.
yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach, people tried to push her back into the ocean and poured buckets of water on her.
[beached whale lozl]
Your momma is so fat that in high school, they had to take an aerial picture of her for the year-book!
yo momma so fat your preacher had to baptize her in SeaWorld and everybody like
"Praise the Lord, Shammoo look like she lost some weight."
Yo momma so fat she got her own zip code.
Yo momma so fat she got contracts with all the weight loss companies to model the "Before" pictures so she can support her habit of twinkies and bon bons.
your momma might be a red neck if....
How disgusting. After carrying you in her womb for 9 months, this thread is how you show your appreciation?
Some people's kids....
? Walk towards the light my friend, family are waiting for you on the other side.
