POEMS WE SHOULD HAVE PUBLISHED
This thread I am starting to give us all the opportunity to post here the poems they have had published or intend to publish. It is not hard to do. You can go to an internet site, like createspace, and pay to have your works published. Many people do this.
We could all gather our poems together and have them published in a book entitled, Nights of Mafia, or some other name to be determined.
Here is my contribution, written when I was 12.
OLE RAY
Once upon a summer's day
There was a dog who's name was Ray.
Ole Ray would run and jump and play,
And to the people he would pay
A lot of money if they'd come and stay
And keep him company at his farm in the hay.
One day as Ray did jump and play
There came a blue jay with a tray.
On the tray there was some clay.
Engravened there it seemed to say
That Ray would meet his doomsday
If he didn't be quick and change his way.
So Ray was worried all April and May.
He went to the vet and got an x-ray.
Then back one day came the jay
and said for him not to delay
to start to give and not take away.
So Ray now lives by the highway.
He lives by himself and works for his pay
And stays happy and contented all night and all day.
THE END
Big lizard basking in the sun. Dead now shot with my gun.
Come On Out and Fight
Jonquils are yellow,
Mums, they are white.
Stop quivering like jello,
Come on out and FIGHT!
Be Well!
ECS Dave
Come On Out and Fight
Jonquils are yellow,
Mums, they are white.
Stop quivering like jello,
Come on out and FIGHT![image]
Be Well!
ECS Dave
-ecsdave
Jan
Pretty/handsome.
Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes
time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost
this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will
perfectly balance your personality.
Feb Abstract
thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing
personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet,
shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too
sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show
it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows
it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes.
Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not
outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to
show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new
and realize that you are a perfect match.
Mar Attractive
personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally
honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive
to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and
returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings.
Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins,
you will meet your new love in 8 days.
Apr Suave
and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm
and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude.
Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able
to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves
sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.
If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will
introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike
in the next 2 days.
May Stubborn
and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts.
Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no
motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left
brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness
usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak
breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking.
High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will
become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.
Jun
You've
got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You
love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and
more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It
is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You
have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous
actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the
next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your
closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
Jul Fun
to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet
unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation.
Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful.
Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not
revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and
unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others
equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves
to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits
for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked.
Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this
in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next
12 days
Aug Outgoing
personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind
hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to
get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude.
Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted.
Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates
studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious
when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always
a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone.
stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5
mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
Sept Active
and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and
affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless.
Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good
memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and
explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very
close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
Oct Loves
to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the
center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making
friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but
definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins
or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
Nov Trustworthy
and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to
have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and
outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very
emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very
social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own.
Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest
men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with
someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up
sometime this month.
Dec This
straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible...
Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic.
Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient
and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with.
Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet
complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and
soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating
tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny
and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone
always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to
make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of
person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting c olds. Loves music.
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows
emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. [A hot new
guy/girl will catch your eye & you will catch theirs too in the
next 6 days, if you repost in 5min
The Frog and Golf
A man goes out golfing.
He is on the second hole when
He notices a frog sitting next to
The green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the club
Away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked. He says to the frog,
"Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, he?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with
Him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!
Hole in one.
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed
The best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."
" They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table,
The man asks, "What do you think I
Should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across
The table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies,
"Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a
Gorgeous girl.
"And that
is how the girl ended up in my room Elin. So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods."
Zilly,
This is the greatest idea you have ever had. Unfortunately it costs about $11,500 to produce a book for publication, not to mention LLC costs & lawyers fees for Copyright fees~ however, it is true that Createspace is an option. If you would like to form a collection of poems to be featured in a real book, please let me know. It is not as easy as you portrayed. It can be done and we all can make money doing so if the funding is available. Please see jpeg of a contract supplied by Dorrance Publishing.
Joseph Anthony Sanchez,
JASStudios publisher of 109 Poetic Life Pieces
Well now, Wanted, I could get the money for that. No problem. However, truth be known, I am not interested in publishing anything at this time except here on the forum. And since Michael is a published author, I reckon he can direct me through the proper channels should I ever feel the need.
Zilly,
Thats cool I didn't know Fouse was published, I respect that and would always welcome the gift of the written word. If you should ever want to talk about a book am sure we can work something out. Many people on this forum have the gift of gab and am sure I can turn it into a book.
All jokes aside.
Joseph Anthony Sanchez
Noelle,
No malice in the written word. I take my business to heart and never would joke about real life projects.
Hey Noelle,
Very inspiring. Beautiful poem and I'm glad it all worked out for Ray in the end.
With it being Valentine's Day and the inspiration flowing like bubbly,
here's my contribution to you and the rest of the mobsters here:
It's sold elsewhere online, but I've arranged for you to have it free today.
There's no opt in necessary or any strings attached and it's got some ideas
I hope you who have someone to share your Valentine's Day with can use.
Just click here for direct download instantly:
=> http://IncreaseYourOnlineTraffic.com/ValentinesDay.pdf
Cheers!
PS. There was also a memorable “Valentine's Day Massacre”
Thank you there, Mafia140. I hope you and yours and a great Valentine's Day as well.
Oh, and the idea of another Valentine's Day Massacre is very appealing.
Big lizard basking in the sun. Dead now shot with my gun.
-marktrosper
Hahahaha very shakesparian
My lover held me by moonlight
Made love to me during spring rains
Our bodies entwined by fires of passion
The smell of his scent filled my essence
I found myself surrendering completely in his sweet embrace
Then as I lay slumbering dreaming sweet dreams of loves confinement
He shot me in the head with his gun..... bang bang
GEORGE CARLIN -
SHIT, PISS, FUCK, CUNT, COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER & TITS
