ZILLA YOU BULLY!!!!!!!!!
This poem is inspired by the "famous" Zillamonster. Enjoy.
This is a story about a girl named Zilla.
Poor girl thinks she is a killa.
She is weak as a mouse.
Just like her boy Fouse.
She once challenged me to a fight
When I responded I noticed she had no might
As I fought she fled
Leaving a trail of red
As I chased her into the nigh
she managed to stay out of sight
She's nothing but a blowhard
In reality she is a coward
When I slay that beast
I will surely feast
but for tonight
she remains out of sight
Why do I not see the humor in this "poem?" Your time will come, Court. When you least expect it too.
At least you're not completely dumb as a stump.
You don't have any friends, do you? If you weren't so mean you might have one.
I got all the friends I need and want, and that circle obviously doesn't include you. How dare you start such a ridiculous thread. I am the epitome of a kind-hearted mafia girl. You are meaner than a bagful of rattlesnakes. Admit it!!!
I got all the friends I need and want, and that circle obviously doesn't include you. How dare you start such a ridiculous thread. I am the epitome of a kind-hearted mafia girl. You are meaner than a bagful of rattlesnakes. Admit it!!!
-godzillamobster
Anyone ever accuse me of being a bully on Mafia? No? Didn't think so.
That is simply because in doing so, you would beat them to a pulp like you TRY to do to me, but naturally you fail at it every time as you fail in everything else.
You are pathetic.
That is simply because in doing so, you would beat them to a pulp like you TRY to do to me, but naturally you fail at it every time as you fail in everything else.You are pathetic.
-godzillamobster
I never hit anyone. :)
Well, you're the exception. If you weren't such an easy win I wouldn't bother.
I never hit anyone. :)
-rawrzilla
Court, you lie like a no-legged dog.
Dear Mr. Fouse, You think you're strong, but you're as weak as a mouse. You think you have a hot little girlfriend, but she's bigger than your house. If you ever get married, I'm sure you'll wish you were buried.
This might sound rude, this might sound cruel, but being with her makes you a fool. I know you probably think she's adorable and maybe even sweet, but before her operation her name was Pete.
Once you were a friend, but that came to an end. Now you will die, along with your guy.
AN ENGLISH HAIKU................
COURT
Sitting in hummer
Claws steady on cannons
Armor of scales, waiting